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//Oh. I guess I’m Ms. America. This is curious. LOL! I’m not particularly patriotic. I enjoy 4th of July, but that’s about it. xD Mebbe the world needs a Ms. Britannia or something of the sort. England needs some superheroes too!!! :D :D
-mythology: malibumaxican: daffydelaney: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. guys. this was me and my friends who did this. we got to school at six and put inspirational messages on all the lockers on the first floor. “breathe” and “you can do this”
jackrusso: yeahiwasintheshit: this is art I’m dead.
carcrashlove:modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level. This is me and my brother.
ortthyul: crowhousescratch: thedaisiestdaisy: laserscrewdriver: AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER oh this is back again good YES GOOD Poster for English class?
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
joasakura:skeleton-johnny-babe:goddess-complexx:Tiktok: rickyjab THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL EVER BRING ME JOY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
OH SHIT I'M A BLOG
Me, on Deviantart/other site for fanart, looking at a new wg artist I found who draws xwg fairly well: Oh this is nice.Scrolling through their gallery: Aaaand there’s the underage characters drawn for fetish purposes…
I seriously forget that a lot of my followers on here are younger than I am and I’m just oh boy oh gee yes this is what happens when you grow up a little you get hopelessly stuck in the gutter and start recording your own moaning voice for your
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
crystalvanmeter: my tru aesthetic is “wears mostly black and imagines they’re hard and tough but stutters when socializing and is seconds away from crying at any given moment”
faggiest: when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
oh my god I don’t think I’ve ever created a more accurate likeness of myself
fayegreener: You and me are drifting into outer space…
ifweburnweburntogether:Can you hear the stars? Can you hear them calling for you? Calling you home… back to me.
Oh, woe is me! To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned! To be naught but a gourd!
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
dangerous-tangerine: striderepiphany: This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made @transaizawa is this you
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back
aliciaaadani: asksecularwitch: manboobmaiden: acatnamedhercules: WHAT ARE YOU japanese dwarf flying squirrel INSTEAD HERE’S A CUTE THING. this is me
joeliebgot: computer unfreezes“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”
marikeet: onigiriinafruitsbasket: This is just so relevant to everything. OH LOOK, SOMEONE’S DESCRIBING ME
A Hiding Place For Me and My Muses
ieg:literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf
closetedlesbianopinions: compulsory heterosexuality had me like: girl crushes: i fall way too hard way too fast, i think about kissing her all the time, lasts for months and months, i have a hard time getting over her guy crushes: likes him because
dark-driger: DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
fuckyeahphotography: Hotel Aston, Paris—after a summer storm www.flickr.com/photos/dianqi buy from: www.dianqi.etsy.com to request a print not on etsy, but on flickr, please message me on flickr :) Thanks!
Make me cry using only 2 words
shinkamilyn-sakonma: Shingeki No Kyojin - Finale ———————— Illustration done for a SnK charity artbook ;u; Thank you very much for inviting me!!
homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
xxkeminxx: publicrabbit: zenami: SometimesYou try so hard to take care of everyone elseThat you forget to take care of yourself Hey looks it’s me Oh, hey…my representive. Yeup, this is me
lilghoulbaby: the second one is soooo accurate oh man
marcphun: Tell someone how wonderful they are tonight. This is me telling YOU
jakegyllenhaalsraisinhellshirt2: @lanipanini ! I can’t tag u for some reason but hopefully you see it.. Oh my goodness! This is so cool! Thank you!!
I was tagged by @walking-blue to post my selfies of 2015; granted a couple of these are not even selfies, but I done take many so oh well. I tag @blowjoblowjob @145am @foolishfret @auli @pherm and @v-sadison
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
This is my fucking brother and oh my god
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
dukeofbookingham: glorfindely: when i’m out with my family and i see a book store This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
wahzoo: This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
OH MY GOD AND THIS IS FROM MY OLD BLOGSPOT, THIS IS SO 2009-2010 IT IS KILLING ME
ktkeen96: theecamerondallas: i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever ITS BACK
drisnow:I’m a different man when I’m alone in my car
colbucci: babydreamgirl: sophaldred: tokomon: i need feminism bc i love being pegged im the girlfriend i want to die this is me
(OH MT GOD HO W FUCKING COOL OH M GO SH)
pregnant-grandpa: Has this been done yet? Lmao this took me a bit **Transparent pic for the last picture in case anyone else wants to make their own meme** @triangle-mother @bpd-amethyst @jen-iii @bpd-opal @jeffliujeffliu @rebeccasugar @pearlitariat
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
So yeah this is a thing
zihette: man what
z-tagada: ” Dear Diary , I know Santana think it’s badass to be the big spoon , but really she just feel so tiny clutching at me from behind , it just make her even cuter :3 xoxo ” shut up lol . hope I didnt make any mistakes
I saw these and they made me think of Bunny!Miku and Kitty!Luka ;//v//; look what you did to meeeee iM SCREAMMINGGGGGG yes this is perfect omfg♥ i wanna draw them again now oh noosdgGDG
esslie: i have an idea for a really, really long comic regarding their reunion. this is just a snippet/sneak peek of it for now, as school’s kicking me in the face at the moment. ; ^ ; it’s my goal to finish it when i’m on my next break!!
mozartbautista: @naked-yogi oh this is so pretty thank u so much
